Dr Fart Keyring

This hilarious Fart Machine Keyring is a great novelty gift for children or adults! With 6 hilarious fart sounds, you can let rip anywhere and blame it on the innocent. Ideal gifts for Birthdays, stocking fillers and for those who love a good gag, the Dr. Fart Keychain will have you in stitches. There's nothing like the sound of a good fart to get the room giggling...and there's nothing like the smell of one to clear it... The fart noises are as follows: * On the Spot Fart - You didn't even know it was there, but suddenly out it comes! * Discretely Disguised Fart - A fart which you know on arrival, could be extremely loud, so cup your hands to your mouth and cough just as the fart is released. * Creaking Door Fart - Sounds like a fart that hurts! Dry, squeaky and like a little oiling is required. * Relief Fart - Sound and smell is not important on this one. It's the pure relief of finally farting that really matters! * Trouser Ripping Special Fart - Normally happens when sitting down and is definitely one of the longest farts. It generally hurts like hell and rips the back off your pants. * Wet 'n' Wild Fart - The most embarrassing of all farts! Guaranteed to stain your pants!